Some useful Spanish phrases....

Hola, que tal, como es?

This Spanish expression denotes that you are a straight-and-to-the-point fellow. By saing this you are greeting the chick and also requesting her in a very gently way what could be the rate for the services you are looking for....remember that this kind of expressions may sound rude if you are addresing a straight female so you better be careful when using it outside the bar, disco or massage parlor. Cheers!

 

(Pronounced: i tee-e-nes d-paar-taa-men-to pro-pee-o?)

Maybe you may have to ask this question when you call a girl who puts an ad with her phone number in some newspapers, well if you want to know if she has her own apartment or you need to go to a hotel to register yourself and call her again and give her the information that she needs, to find you in the hotel you chose.

See you and good luck. I hope you can understand this advice.

Alucard

 

Excellent guys!
Keep going

 

(Pronounced: Taam-bee-en haa-ces ser-vee-cee-o s-pe-cee-aal?)

This question is one of the most popular when you ask a girl if she includes in her service the anal sex, most of this girls understand this question if you find one that doesn't understand this question it could mean that she's a newbie in the bussines or maybe she never had practiced this kind of performance before.

Good Luck

Alucard

 

perrito (pe-rree-to): Doggy style
Misionero (mee - see - o - ne - ro) Man on top
Cuchara (coo-cha-ra): Spoons (side by side position)

 

Piernas al hombro (Pee-er-naas aal hom-bro) Girl with her legs or 0nly one leg in your shoulders.

Pollito tomando agua (Po-llee-to to-maan-do aa-goo-aa) Like the doggy style, but here she and you are like more stand up not in your knees like in doggy style.

 

Kine (Kee-ne): Call girl, escort. First of all, it is not an insult. In this forum you will find a lot of info about kines, but be careful and don't call them like that, they may not like it even when it is not a curse word. Among guys, when saying kine everybody will know what you are talking about.

Causa (Cow-sa): Dude, pal, bro. Very coloquial word, widely used in Lima, and is useful, as an ice breaking word, in situations when you want some information from a guy you don't know, for example, a barman in a night club. In this case he is the contact with the girls, and CAUSA is a good way to approach and ask.

Hazme un mamey (As-me-oon-ma-mei): Give me a blowjob. This is one way to ask for a blowjob when you have to, for example, when you have the kind of kine that expects you to lead the situation, action, poses, etc.

Cuantos polvos? (Quan-tos-pol-vos): How many fucks? This phrase is useful and important with kines to make sure the number of fucks you get in a period of time with her, usually an hour. You may confirm if the kine is charging by time or by fuck. It's supposed that all kines charge by time, so you should fuck her as many times as you can resist. Beware.

Godd luck cacheros

 

Damn guys! All our visitors will get a hard-on just by reading all this sort of phrases. Well, that's the purpose of this thread....time to look up for the black list

 

Someone says: Que tal? (girl or man) you must answer .... BIEN (good)

QUE TAL ? Means............ How are you?.....
QUE PASA? Means..... what happen?....... but you must explain the context of the conversation...... Que PASA? in a kind of shout its a question in order of intimidation....... just when you touch a female butt and the boyfriend says it to you.....
Que pasa?..... said by a call girl in the bed when your penis doesnt grow.... its in order of tenderness......
PETER

 

RT,

Certainly, Peru appears to be a very formal culture. Likewise, keep using USTED instead of TU. Remember that with a "Usted" you are addressing a person in a very polite and respectable way. Moreover, this is the way you deal with any sort of acquaintanceship. I think this is clear to you as I read your previous posts. Don't forget to share your experiences with us!!

Cheers!

TONY

 

This is a word we use too often between the members of this forum, sometimes we called each other "cofrade" (co-fraa-de) that is like saying "brother", "buddy" or "dude".

Alucard

 

EXUBERANTES = Voluptous
DESTACADAS = Top/House Selection
HTH
Don Sata

 

EXHUBERANTE = Voluptuous, "super hot chick"
DESTACADAS = "A must try", "top of the bunch"

Diablito Diablito Diablito Diablito

Thanks also to SATANAS for his quick support to our bro in need....

TONY

 

Cum on my/your face= Vente en mi cara/Venirme en tu cara
Cum on my/your body/mouth= Vente en mi cuerpo/boca//Venirme en tu cuerpo/boca
The trick here is the conjugation of the verb "venir", which is "to cum"...as far as I can tell colloquialisms for an orgasm. Let's see:
yo me vengo = I'm coming/cummin
tu te vienes = you are coming/cummin
nos venimos = we are coming/cummin

and so on...

 

There's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's not a problem any more, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning process.

For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and
you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

- Boy a c n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner
- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
- Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago = Little John shit all over himself.
- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
- Desk can saw = descanso = rest.
- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
- The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging around.
- See eye = si hay = yes we have
- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
- T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an
erection.
- Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to plug
it into you

It's very easy!!!! Sorry guys.....je,je. Everything is a joke

 

Another way to say it, more familiar, would be:

"Te pago la mitad ahora y el resto cuando terminemos"

OR

"Te pago la mitad ahora y la otra mitad cuando terminemos"