More phrases

I was wondering if someone on this site could help with some phrases that might come in useful. I could ask the girl in my office who is from Mexico, but I think she would file a sexual harassment suit on me. These phrases could come up during the negotiations and later - I think a lot of this can be accomplished by pointing and single words, but it doesn't hurt not to sound like a doofus all the time:

You are very beautiful
I want a blowjob
Do you have a friend who would like to join us?
Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I have a small dick.
You make me very happy, you get a good tip.
Your tongue feels so good.


Anything else you think might be useful...

 

Ok Buddy, let's see.
You are very beautiful ----> Estas bien buena
I want a blowjob --------> Chupamela
(If you are negotiating, then ask: "Incluye la chupada")
Do you have a friend who would like to join us? ---> Llama a una amiga para hacer un trio

Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I have a small dick. ----> No te preocupes, no te va a doler, la tengo chica.

You make me very happy, you get a good tip. --------> Si te portas bien te doy una buena propina.

Your tongue feels so good. -------> Me gusta tu lenguita

Hope this helps


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Mexicans girls are like Peruvians, is not proper to tell her I want a blowjob the second or third day

first days tell her :

you are very beautifull ..... Que linda eres ! Estas chulísima
que bonita sonrisa tienes ........ I like your smile

and later when you got the second appointment and avoid a sexual harrasment file, I guess these phrases arent rough.

Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I have a small dick. ... (is not sound doofus, is funny ) tengo mi pene chiquito, no te hare daño.

Your tongue feels so good, lick me all .... tu lengua esta rica lameme todo ....

 

It's worthwile to note something here: these type of phrases are colloquial and very particular to each country or even, the region within the country. just like you could find different ways to ask for a blowjob or a handjob between the USA and England or Scotland or Australia.
Bear that in mind when you ask the mexican secretary in your office or the salvadorean girl at the local store. If they don't slap you and tell you to ask your momma...then whatever they say as translation won't necessarily mean that it'll be understood by peruvian girls....the slang is different.
What satanas wrote is pretty much across the board in Latinamerica..will be understood.