Relax y vida 2

I wish I was up to the standards of some field operatives (RT comes to mind), but unfortunately my first report will be much more brief and (due to lesser ability, not desire), less descriptive. I'll report here my experience with Relax Y Vida # 2 and hopefully continue in other reports with additional adventures.

I studied extensively before making my first trip to Peru, but nothing beats actual on the ground experience. My taxi driver had no problem finding Av Nicolas Arriola, and the general area of the address (# 290) but nothing remotely looking like a banos turcos showed itself. (I've since read a report describing how it is on the second floor of an apartment building with no sign, but at the time I didn't know this.) I have some experience in the hobby but none with saunas/massage parlors so after a doorman/guard finally guided me to the right place, I really felt out of my element.

Apartment # 205 was an iron gate/door with a buzzer. I want to just say that in this hobby sometimes it is necessary to summon up a measure of guts; we find ourselves not 0nly traveling to strange countries where toddlers can outspeak us in the language, we find ourselves prowling around in areas that non-hobbyists would think it crazy to be, and we find ourselves ringing a buzzer in the dark in a strange building in a strange city, all alone, without knowing for sure what is going to happen next.

Were it not for a high measure of confidence in reports from this site, I would never have done it. And I don't know anybody on here. (I don't think). But having read reports for months now I have developed a trust and respect for all of you anonymous brothers. Thanks, by the way.

Anyway, what happened next is a little mamasan opened the door, and right behind her was a cute little latina, all smiles and making sounds in spanish that sounded to my uneducated ear like welcoming phrases. In I went, and promptly lied to the mamasan that I had been there before (I think I said a few months in the past but I might have said something like grapes are on the table, who knows?) So then I was kissed on the cheek by a girl named Paola, then another named Isha or something like that. A third girl named Vanessa was sitting between two guys and hanging all over one older guy that immediately impressed me as an experienced hobbyist. I don't know why exactly.

I really don't make a practice of lying, but other threads advised that you get more mileage if they don't know it is your first visit. So I then proceeded to give away the lie to any simpleton looking on with my obvious ignorance as to what to do next. I was told to sit, so I sat. I was offered a drink, so I took one. Then I sat stupidly casting my gaze here and there and trying to understand what Paola was saying to me and trying to say something not insensible back. This developed into a "me tarzan, you jane" skit where we each pointed to body parts and items around the room and named them in our respective languages. I really didn't know what to do next, and though I don't really call myself shy I am of a quiet and reserved disposition. When I'm in a new situation, I tend to just sit and observe until I feel comfortable.

Finally I nerved myself up to say I wanted an hour massage. The mamasan after a little offered me a two for one special (two girls for the same price, though the tip would be doubled). I accepted, since I'm a sucker for threesomes. I had already spent about 1/2 an hour talking with Paola and developing some rapport. Meanwhile a fourth girl appeared, but I never got her name. She did come over to give the kiss on the cheek though. I told (I think) Paola to choose the other girl, since threesomes work better if the girls like each other. I don't think it was her choice though, because after a little, Isha came over and took me by the hand and led me away, Paola following after.

I expected...well I don't know what I expected. I thought a turkish bath would have steam rooms, saunas, hot tubs, etc. But all that was in the room was a massage table. Another quality I possess (sometimes good, sometimes bad) is passivity. I tend to put up with things I don't really want rather than say anything. I presume I should have asked for a sauna up front instead of assuming it would magically be part of the experience. Very quickly I realized that Paola must be new because Isha was talking to her in the manner of a teacher while they massaged away. Not that I minded; in fact I usually prefer girls who are less experienced; there is a certain hardness or professionalism that they develop after a while that turns me off. I found myself wishing I had just chosen Paola and turned down the double.

I have a fair amount of experience with threesomes, and I would have to say that when everything clicks, there is nothing that compares. But I would also have to say that many times they are distracting. I like to focus on one girl, and when there are two in the room I feel like I have to spread my attention around equally. I also usually have a rule not to have a threesome when both girls are new to me. It's amazing how rules fly out of the window when the little guy takes control, but it is a good rule. Not 0nly are two girls distracting to me, but to each other. I would rather have not been the subject of a training session.

Not to say that it was a bad experience. After about 1/2 hour of massage, including Isha using her whole naked body on mine, the last 1/2 hour was a grand make-out session. Both girls kissed me at least as passionately (and maybe more) than I've ever been kissed in my life. CBJ was done without my asking, and hand jobs, and between-the-leg-job, but no full service. From what I understand, BJ's are now not standard with first-timers, so my lie must have still had some effect, or they decided I was trustworthy, or something.

I had gone to Relax y vida not expecting full service, due to previous reports (though there was a small hope of getting lucky, which was blown*(pun intended) when I accepted the threesome I'm sure). I've never been able to come with CBJ or handjobs, and couldn't this time, but it was not from any lack of effort from the girls there. They tried with every drop of their hot latina blood. If it could have been done, they would have done it. I tipped them each $20 in the room and then paid the 60s charge to the mamasan on the way out.

The overall experience was great. My own ignorance and passivity probably cost me the sauna/hot tub part, which I really wanted. Everything reported on the "make you feel like a king" attitude of the girls is true. The massage was quite excellent, 1/2 hour long with two girls working hard the whole time. By accepting more than one girl I probably lost my chance of a YMMV exception, which I didn't really expect anyway but harbored a secret hope.

Hmm, reading this back; maybe my first report was not so brief after all...

 

Thanks, RT. I'm still here in Lima. I'll write more about other experiences when I get time. If you are in the area, let me know by pm: I'd like to meet you.

 

Seabreeze:

Thanks for your extended report. I agree with RT in rating it as top quality.


To all fellow mongers:

Just a short remark/suggestion. There is a rating template (in english) on the link below:

http://perutops.com/foro-relax/f57/rating-template-6096/#post90392

The extensive use of this template is of great help on the Spahish section, specially for busy people in search of quick, "to the point" info.

Again, thanks for enriching our forum.


Gunslinger

 

I plan on being in Lima next month so I will give these places a try or 2.

 

And we'll be eager to read your field reports.


Good luck.


Gunslinger

 

if somebody is still or wants to be in contact with this sauna , let me tell you that there is going to be a party on may 18 , the mami invited me last time i was there, just in case you are near by.
greetings