Useful lingo.

Hi all...I"m starting this theme to offer phrases or idioms that some might find useful... I'll be entering them as they occur to me and most of them will be related to the whoring hobby... or whatever I might think a visitor needs to know how to say, ok?... Here's today's: You aproach a girl in a prosticlub or bordello and wanna ask her how much she wants; a streetwise and confident way is to say to say it, is: Hola rica... como es... don't bother with a question inflection when you say it, they'll know what you're talking about. As a first line will work just fine, if you're positive she's a working girl. I'll gladly entertain inquiries.

 

I don't know if that's the right thread to suggest that the code for a prosticlub is "el sitio". So, when you're in public and consider it's time to go to that place, you just have to say to your friends "ok, vamos al sitio". Plus, you might use it when speaking to a taxi driver, "por favor, vamos al sitio mas cercano". That last phrase is very common in province, where there's usually a "pink zone".

 

More like: -"Hi cutie, what's the deal?"- You can also use it to find out the money and service details from the doorman of the establishment (without the cutie part, or he might feed you a fist sandwich )

All of the above... Any place where the bottom line is sex & $$...

Good question! A smooth way to disipate your doubt is to softly ask -"Estas ocupadita? meaning: -"are you busy?"- but in an delicate way that's sure to convey that you're one suave gringo whatever her answer.

 

Got one for ya! How about "I'd like your company"...? : Me gustaria que me acompanes (definetely check the pronunciation before you deploy it) or Me gustaria salir contigo= -I'd like to go out with you.. out of the club or wherever you meet the girl, to the designated love nest.

 

Here's where your negotiation skills come into play. She knows that that you could give that c-note to a prettier girl... she also knows that you have that hundred; but you approached her so she holds that as leverage. "$100! That's nuts!... is gonna antagonize her towards you and make her dislike you whatever te outcome of the dialogue. The way I would handle it is to say to her: Hey cutie... I have the hundred, but is the 0nly money I have for tonight... I can give you sixty... we'll need money for drinks, taxi, condoms etc... and there might be a small tip if you're a good girl, you caught my attention and I'd hate to not have you tonight because a few dollars, next time we get together,I'll be better prepared for you, ok sweetie? in spanish, (close to literally): Mira, preciosa... si tengo los cien... pero es la unica plata que tengo para la noche... te puedo dar sesenta... vamos a necesitar plata para el taxi, tragos, condones y si te portas bien te puedo dar una propinita... me has gustado y no quisiera perderte esta noche por unos cuantos dolares... estare mejor preparado la proxima vez que salgamos juntos... ok preciosura?...whatever you do don't act outraged that she wants $100...you look straight into her eyes, talking softly but confidently... she'll buy it... she'll take $50. Let me know if it works... (and tks for the promotion).

 

It surely helps. Here you are another phrase: "Algo menos pues!". We usually say it in order to bargain. It works in the stores, but you can use it in such situation. And do it sweetly, that will be for sure a deal.

 

How to delicatedly ask if she'd do anal? You say (never in the beginning of the conversation): Dime, ricura, te gusta por atrasito?... or: te gusta por tu culito?... (I know it'll be useful to somebody out there)

 

You can say "...y por atrás también??"... when she accepts the situation.

 

Are you in the middle of a threesome?... You wanna show the girls you can be a freaky motherfucker?... You say to one of them: -"Quiero sobar tu pezon en en el anito de tu amiga"- Then you proceeed to slap some lotion on the biggest nipple, then tell the other girl to get in all fours, do an ass cheeks spread, and you grab that lubricated tit and fuck the other girl's asshole with that wet nipple... Garanteed fun for all... (extra fun if you make out with the girl whose the tit you're grabbing and take a pic ).

 

Do you foresee a situation where you'll just have to tell somebody to go fuck himself?.. here: "VEH-TEH AH LAH MEE-EHR-DAH, EEM-BEH-CEEL DEH MEE-EHR-DAH!!", I'd rehearse it well before deploying it ...