PT 2013 Charity ORGY for Kids' Christmas Fund

Hello all. RT here.

As part of PeruTops' annual charity drive - Together For A Smile -- the English Forum is proud to officially announce the date of this year's Charity Orgy.

The party will be held Saturday night, November 30.

Sly One's 'parties' are legendary; anyone who is a regular reader here knows about them. If you want to read about the 2011 Orgy, CLICK HERE.

The price for the night will be 400 Soles. That includes the Screw-A-Thon, condoms, and drinks served up by your Celebrity Guest Bartender, RT Gooch.

The annual Christmas Fund Drive helps bring Navidad to poor kids outside of Lima. I had the privilege of attending last year's event, where we gave gifts to over 500 children who otherwise would not have received Christmas Presents. Everyone had a ball, and the kids were remarkably well-behaved, as were the adults. You can read (and see a lot of pictures) of last year's event by CLICKING HERE.

So, if you will be in Lima on November 30, click HERE to send a message to Sly One to reserve your space at the ORGY. If you weren't planning on coming to Peru then, well, now's your chance.

This is a really, really nice thing to do for these kids. If you can't make the Orgy, you can still donate to the Fund.

1. If you're going to be in Lima, write to me and I will give you the banking information. You don't need to speak Spanish to put money in the bank.
2. Paypal your donation to me at rtgooch@mail.com -- I will pay any transaction fees, so 100% of your donation gets in the pipeline and to the kids.
3. Send me a check and I will get the money where it needs to go. Write me for my snail mail address.
4. Meet me in Lima! I will be there on November 30 through December 4, and again on the 14th through Christmas. First drink is on me.
5. Attend one of the MANY other events sponsored by the guys in the Spanish side of the Forum. You can get an idea of what they are up to by clicking here.
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I realize that there are many different ways to give back for the holidays; they are all worthy. If you can find some space in your budget to help the kids out, that would be great.

Thanks. I will be hounding you further as the date gets closer.

 

RT here.

As with all of Sly's parties, there will be one more girl than there are guys.

I can't speak to the lineup, but Sly usually mixes one or two new girls into the mix with some girls who know the ropes.

 

RT here.

I spoke with Sly_One today, and he has all the plans in order for attending the Charity Orgy.

Step 1. Email Sly at: fiestaporkidz@yahoo.com
Step 2. Sly responds with all of the banking details
Step 3. You deposit 400 soles in the bank.
Step 4. Send a copy of the receipt to Sly's email.
Step 5. Sly confirms and sends you the address.

Attendance is limited to 7 people... I am already registered, so there's six spots left.

So... get on it!

 

RT here. I had Lunch with Sly_One today.

He said that he will be back in town Tuesday night, and will reply to anyone who wrote to him.

In case you forgot, here's steps to register for the Charity Orgy on November 30:

Step 1. Email Sly at: fiestaporkidz@yahoo.com
Step 2. Sly responds with all of the banking details
Step 3. You deposit 400 soles in the bank.
Step 4. Send a copy of the receipt to Sly's email.
Step 5. Sly confirms and sends you the address.
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Attendance is limited, and how many people here can say, "RT Gooch poured me a drink at an Orgy!" The answer: Very Few. You could be one of them!

Entonces... see you then!

 

RT here.

The Orgy is less than a week away!

Write to Sly to book your space... he says that there are just two spots left!

 

Two spots left!!!!!

Sly tells me that there is a SPECIAL treat planned at this year's fiesta.

Special.

Very special.

 

Well, I'm off to the orgy now. I'm not sure what to wear.

ANyway, I hope we have fun and raise some $$, as well as raising other stuff.

If you miss the party, you can still donate... see the posts above!

 

RT here. With enough strength to type, finally.

Well, a splendid time was had by all, including your faithful reporter.

It seems that these girls would not take, "No! I'm just the bartender" for an answer. What's a guy to do?

Anyway, we all had fun, nobody got hurt, and I think we raised about 1,000 Soles for the kids. I will know for sure either tomorrow or Tuesday, when I meet with Sly for the final accounting. We owe Sly a debt of gratitude for putting on this event. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

 

Dude, I am so far behind on my food blog, I don't know.

 

Hi guys. Final count was 1,400 Soles for the kids!!!!!!!!!!

I got the money from Sly today... will get it in the bank tomorrow.

Thanks, everyone.

 

RT here. I just got back from the bank, and made the deposit of the s/. 1,400.00 from the Orgy.

Where else can you get your rocks off AND help the less fortunate? Yeah!



Thanks to everyone who gave their money (and fluids) for a good cause. And thanks, Sly, for doing the organizing!

 

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It is a tradition already. This was the fourth or fifth year in a row that we do this.
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